I prefer a new one, thanks!

Without being vulgar, write about the body part still attached to you that you would most like to dis-attach and replace with a better one."

List five things kids do that adults usually do not. Then, work as many items from your list into a piece of writing."

Write a story or poem that begins and ends with rain or fog."

Write about a toy you didn't play with properly."

You can learn a lot from a bumper sticker

Voldmort is a republican
I'm in good company, I guess?

Sometimes Dads scare me

They share their nonfear of things with our children...our innocent, inaware of danger children.

You can call me Stef

peers calling me sweetie just gets under my skin

One moment in time

"If you could relive any moment in your life, what moment would you choose?  Write about it."

Controversy

Are the new security measures performed by the TSA really that bad? Take a stance!

What inspires you to write?

If you had your own reality show, what would it be called?

SO I Married a Deaf Man: Blinker

Pet peeve.

An open letter to a celebrity.

Why are you burned out?

Jewelry

Tell us the story of a piece of jewelry you own. Where did it come from, and what does it mean to you?

What's the biggest sacrifice you've ever made for another person?

When teleportation is finally possible, where will you beam yourself first?

How much sleep do you get at night?

I didn't have to work late the other night. Whoot. Sleep, sweet sleep!

Until  my daughter woke up at about 12:30am.

"You turned off the story!! Why did you do that?"

She was talking about the cd that had put her to sleep about 4 hours earlier.

"I didn't turn it off. It was done. You fell asleep."

"You turned it off....(Bawling)... I want to listen to it again. Please."

Now, before I continue, you need to know that this is the girl who has a little cd player in her room, but will only listen to music and books on cd if they are played in the big steroe that is in the loft area outside all the rooms.

"Okay. I can go and put it in the cd player in your room and you can listen to it in your room."

"No! I want to listen to it on the stereo!"

"I am not going to turn that one on because it is too late and it will wake everyone else up. So you can listen to it in your room or not. The other option is you can come sleep on my floor and I will let you listen to soft music here."

"No! I want to listen to it out there. You are so mean. Blah blah blah." This went on until about 1am. Finally, I told her she was going to sleep on my floor and listen to the music.

There was another 10 minutes of her crying that the music wasn't loud enough...that she couldn't hear it. Wasn't there any better music to listen to? Oh, and I hate that blanket. No nevermind, I like it.

Finally, by 1:30, all was quiet.

Until 2am when she woke up to tell me that she couldn't breath out of her nose and could I help her breath. I told her that she had to stop crying

What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?

Why must we pluck?

Tinted windows

Follow me??

Why would anyone want to visit my blog??
I don't cook cute or delicious food.

I am not crafty...at all

I don't coupon...I should, but I don't

I don't advertise of have giveaways

Don't have meme

"If I had a hammer..."

The mind of a child....
If I had a jar...I would
If I had a flashlight.....
If I had a hammer....
If I had a turtle....

I don't move pianos anymore

Someone tell him NO more exercise equipment.

I would never

Describe a job you absolutely would never want to do.

interesting

Write about a person you know who has the most interesting eyes, teeth, hair, nose, OR ears."

Long gone

Choose something long gone from your life (your youthful innocence, your first bike, your chances of getting into an ivy league school, etc.) and write a fake obituary for that thing.  Make it seem like a real obituary."

Wanted Maid

Job description

Must clean crayons on thewall

Pee behind the toilets

I don't know what that is??

'I'll never forget...'

What do you take?

"What do you take?  You have ten minutes to evacuate your house forever!  All family and pets have already escaped.  Write about what you'd imagine yourself taking with you with only the limited time you have."

socks

where's your pair?

Etiquette

Yesterday, a child of mine flicked a boogar in the Target parking lot and it landed on the beautiful sparkling clean car next to us. What is the proper thing to do?

Do I make my child wipe it off when there is an obvious risk that the car alarm would go off, drawing attention to the said flickage?

Do I write a note apologizing for the sticky goo?

Do I walk away, hoping that the wind will blow it off?

Signs that your little one is just not that into you anymore.

3rd grade is just too hard for me

I',m just not ready for 3rd grade...said Kyla

Popcorn: I love you, I hate you

Write a poem to or about popcorn and why I hate it.

Sweetie

I have issues with my peers calling me sweetie. Really?

SIMADM: What does it sound like

Have you ever tried to describe to someone who can't hear what something sounds like?
A baby crying
a broken car part
a child laughing

SIMADM: LIfe before texting

SIMADM: WIll there be food

You can garantee if there is food there,  so will the Deaf community...my husband included.

YOu're such a baby.

Tell the story of a time you were injured."

Boo Boo

You find a way to go back in time and are allowed to take one object with you."

Days of the week

Write a poem or paragraph (or whatever) that explains your opinion of and emotions felt for the seven separate days of the week."

Word-up

 Pretend YOUR favorite word has been selected to be removed from the dictionary.  You've been given a three-minute audience with a Congressional panel to plead for the word's continued survivial.  What case can you make for a word in three minutes?"

Finish me

Write about one of your unfinished projects...from the point-of-view of the unfinished project

Why be so mad..

"Why did he/she get so angry?  Write a piece that attempts to answer that question."

Babysitting and the belt

Write about a person who used to babysit you or for you."

SIMADM: Extremes

Exaggerating
Guulible

SIMADM: ALl night long

2 hours becomes 4

Mariot center

Deaf activities, etc

SIMADM:The wanderer

Don't fit into either world completely

SIMADM: The Bridge

SIMADM: TMI

Potty.....
Restroom
Gotta go


Nope.....

I gotta go poop
#2
Diarhea...etc

Freedom....

SIMADM: Closed captions....it is just how we roll

Why wouldn 't you?

SIMADM: Don't look away

on our honeymoon....
Looking at houses in Park City
Missing exit....

Keepin your eyes on the prize....

SIMADM: Anyone? Anyone?

At times like these....

out of toilet paper
in need of a towel
baby blow out
child bleeding

Times it would be nice to call out to someone for help....

SIMADM: Who can you call

car breaks down at night, who can I call???

SIMADM: What is Normal

SIMADM: Half the battle is hearing the battle....

SIMADM: Another round at the Doctor's office

Those are fighting words....

SIMADM: Novel...not so much

SIMADM: You must have a great relationship

People have come up to me and told me that Hubs and I must have a great relationship and what a wonderful thing it is that we are together...

True...

But it doesn't always feel so sweet

Going to doctor to interpret for him (big nono but this was a very personal dr appt) and we get lost due to my lack of navigational skills.

Not so special then

SIMADM: Stop talking...oh, I mean close my eyes.

SIMADM: Cuddling in silence

Shut up and hold my hand

SIMADM: No fighting over music

SIMADM: Let's be blunt

Childhood fears

Childhood fears you've taken into your adult life.

Oh no he didn't (Tues)

Things you oddly obsessed about as a child.

This one time I was sleeping and...

SIMADM: Musical Effects...lost

Music in the movies....

Signs and the dog barking.

Clutter is taking over

Decluttering....Pictures and then more pictures...

Thankful Post

What am I thankful for this day...pictures?

Alone

A tinme when I felt all alone

I am a super store

Are you a Macy's or Wal-Mart type of person? Or something else? Explain through writing."

Put your feet up

Write about the place where you can be most at ease or relaxed."

Sexual Harrassment

Bry's experience...

Pet Peeves

Dogs

Questions for my dog

Dog stories

Alone

A tinme when I felt all alone

4 seconds

My work...4 sec makes me in the lowest 25% for pushing the button to take a call  at work.

4 seconds....it is how long I give my kids to come sit down on the chair.

4 second the amount of time that it takes me to go to sleep once my head hits the pillow

4 seconds

Nothing more than Feelings

Write about a strong emotional feeling you had once, one that you were sure would never go away. Write about how it went away slowly or suddenly."

What to wear

Write about a piece of clothing that was important to you at some time in your life."

That green silk shirt that Erika was sneaking to wear but spilled orange juice on it and ruined...
Angie and my red socks...

Quick...hide

what's the easiest thing to avoid? Write about it."

Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Write about a time when it was just too hot."

Draw the Drapes

Amelia Bedilia....
The Hills on my mission had it...Long lost love...

That Bugs!

Write about a memory that involves a bug or many bugs."
Cockroach infestation of 2009
Yuck!!!!!!

Why ask Why

Write a fictional conversation between two characters or people you actually know. The characters/people are only allowed to speak in questions. How long can you keep the conversation interesting?"

9/11

Where were you and what were you doing...and wearing....

simple pleasure that you share with someone else

Write about a simple pleasure that you share with someone else."

Hidden Talents

"What's a talent you wish you had? Write about it."