Doesn't it make u nervous being married to a deaf man?
aUmmmm no!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
SIMADM: He's a scary guy
think it is more intimidating because other language barriers are easier to overcome because you can always learnt o speak the other language. Bry can't learn to hear
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
This old house
The house that built me was not big.
The house that built me was not fancy.
The house that built me was rarely clean.
The house that built me was bulging at the seams.
The house that built me was made out if laughter.
The house that built me was full if love and service.
The house that built me will always be home
The house that built me was not fancy.
The house that built me was rarely clean.
The house that built me was bulging at the seams.
The house that built me was made out if laughter.
The house that built me was full if love and service.
The house that built me will always be home
Guess who's coming to dinner.
The time dad told me that the rabbit we ran over in the way to grandma's how was what grandma was cooking for dinner.
I don't know why it took me this long to figure out that no, it was really pork chops I was eating, not roadkill rabbit chops.
I don't know why it took me this long to figure out that no, it was really pork chops I was eating, not roadkill rabbit chops.
I stole something once
I stole something.
From a church.
On accident.
Am I going to Hell?
Let me explain.
There was a group of us women who were in a bookclub. We normally would meet at each other's houses for the monthly discussion.
However, at the time we were in an apartment that wouldn't accomidate the number of women in the club. So we had it at the churh
I was hosting which meant I was providing the refreshments. I however. Forgot to brunch the necessary utensils for the food
I accidentally brought home the knife and bow to wash but forgot to bring them back
I justify my guilt be saying that Simeon form church took my salad bowl and utnensils.
Is it wrong that the knife is my favorite?
Should have been a fork. A pitch fork.
From a church.
On accident.
Am I going to Hell?
Let me explain.
There was a group of us women who were in a bookclub. We normally would meet at each other's houses for the monthly discussion.
However, at the time we were in an apartment that wouldn't accomidate the number of women in the club. So we had it at the churh
I was hosting which meant I was providing the refreshments. I however. Forgot to brunch the necessary utensils for the food
I accidentally brought home the knife and bow to wash but forgot to bring them back
I justify my guilt be saying that Simeon form church took my salad bowl and utnensils.
Is it wrong that the knife is my favorite?
Should have been a fork. A pitch fork.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
I see into your future
Ask the psychic! You have an opportunity to get any question answered in regards to your future. What will you ask?
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
So I Married a Deaf Man: If I could have got there sooner
THe garbage disposal
The vaccuum.
The child....
The vaccuum.
The child....
Monday, March 7, 2011
A memorable neighbor.
Chuck Ford.
He was our neighbor for most of my childhood.
When we were young, he would come play at our house and I over at his. I was never allowed to actually play IN his house. But as long as my mom could see me in the yard we were good.
Our friendship was a little bi-polar though.
One day he would be helping me dip toilet paper in the toilet and throwing it on the wall. The next minute he would be saying naughty words and getting sent home.
One day he would be sharing his cars with me and the next day he would refuse to leave our yard even though my older sister was threatening and pretending to call the cops.
He really wasn't the nicest kid. But he came from a not so nice familly life. But my parents always let him come back and forgave him of his many offenses.
Like the time he broke into our house when we were out of town and stole all our fireworks and some of our jewelry. How did we know it was him? Because he had given his sister my sister's neclace that said, "I am a Child of God."
Or the time he tried to kiss me. And my sister. And my other sister. He never had a chance.
He had really stinky feet. He would come and jump on our trampoline and man could he clear the yard.
He was our neighbor for most of my childhood.
When we were young, he would come play at our house and I over at his. I was never allowed to actually play IN his house. But as long as my mom could see me in the yard we were good.
Our friendship was a little bi-polar though.
One day he would be helping me dip toilet paper in the toilet and throwing it on the wall. The next minute he would be saying naughty words and getting sent home.
One day he would be sharing his cars with me and the next day he would refuse to leave our yard even though my older sister was threatening and pretending to call the cops.
He really wasn't the nicest kid. But he came from a not so nice familly life. But my parents always let him come back and forgave him of his many offenses.
Like the time he broke into our house when we were out of town and stole all our fireworks and some of our jewelry. How did we know it was him? Because he had given his sister my sister's neclace that said, "I am a Child of God."
Or the time he tried to kiss me. And my sister. And my other sister. He never had a chance.
He had really stinky feet. He would come and jump on our trampoline and man could he clear the yard.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Have you ever forgotten your child in a
HOw could a mother do that? Leave her baby without knowing he was missing?
What kind of mother does that?
This kind....
I accidentally left Camden in the car one night when we went into a party.
It wasn't until someone asked me where my baby was that I remembered, he was still in the backseat of the car.
I had become one of them.
What kind of mother does that?
This kind....
I accidentally left Camden in the car one night when we went into a party.
It wasn't until someone asked me where my baby was that I remembered, he was still in the backseat of the car.
I had become one of them.
who would you call first if you won the lottery?
First, it would be a miracle because I don't EVER buy lottery tickets. EVER. I don't have that kind of luck
But if I did I am not sure who I would call
Mom and Dad...I might feel guilty admitting that I bought the ticket.
Siblings....same thing.
Kids....They would start demanding a trip to the dollar store every flipping day.
etc
But if I did I am not sure who I would call
Mom and Dad...I might feel guilty admitting that I bought the ticket.
Siblings....same thing.
Kids....They would start demanding a trip to the dollar store every flipping day.
etc
what’s your favorite way to eat an oreo?
Cookies should always be eaten cold.
Always
All cookies.
Oreos aren't my favorites.
Thin mints are.....my weakness
Always
All cookies.
Oreos aren't my favorites.
Thin mints are.....my weakness
do you get a full 8 hours of sleep per night?
Cafiene....I'm trying to ween myself off
Now I am exhausted this morning...
Caffiene stays in my system for a long time.....
Exedrine....
high for three days.
Now I am exhausted this morning...
Caffiene stays in my system for a long time.....
Exedrine....
high for three days.
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