Wednesday, January 26, 2011

How to

‘How to ___________for dummies’

Best day Evah!

Tell about the best day of your life

Jerky teachers.

Tell your readers about your favorite/least favorite teacher

Problem solved

Create a post that solves a problem

Let me show you how

Write a tutorial – Tell your readers how to do something.

Is ignorance bliss?

If you're the ignorant.

If you aren't it is anything BUT bliss.

Organization

Hahahahaha....do you hear me laughing.

It is the goal that I am forever seeking and forever missing the mark.

 on a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
All pillows are not alike.

Feather pillows stink. A lot. You may as well sleep without anything.

Ambulance ride

have you ever ridden in an ambulance

Jeans...that's all ya need

If you have jeans, why would you need anything else.

Shoppping just isn't my gig...at all.

Any kind of shopping....not for me.

You ate what?!!?

what food can you absolutely not stand to eat?

Shoes baby

what brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?

A large array of shoes....

Camping shoes, aka worn out running shoes

The shoes I will never wear again....

Etc.

Include pictures.

Where is the money going? Really!

besides bills, what do you spend most of your money on?

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Broken

Bry broke his toe kicking a chair.

Monday, January 24, 2011

I'm on the phone

What is it about phones and kids?!?!?!?!

What about me???

Describe a time when you felt left out

Ahhh... Food

Write a love poem to a favorite food.

Rufus, why can't you be more like....

If you could change anything about your pet, what would it be?

Friday, January 21, 2011

SIMADM: Just walk on in

SOmetimes he doesn't know you are there....but he is here.


Just walk on in....

Thursday, January 20, 2011

My UN-favorite things

Things you will never catch me doing...

Scrapbooking. I have tried it. Enough to know that I should never do it again. No. I am serious! I know that you can do it online...but by now, with 5 kids do you know how long it would take me to catch up???

Answering the door in a sheet. Why do people do this? When I was a missionary for my church, more than once people would come to the door in only a sheet. Hello! I am a total stranger. Why on earth would you ruin a made bed to open the door from someone you don't even know.

God really is there!

Dn't need someone else to pray for me

"If you died today are you confident that you would be saved? "

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

My town

A photo journal entry...show us what winter looks like in your town.

Friends?

10 Reasons Why I Could Never Be Friends With...(fill in the blank)

How has social media changed you?

Friday, January 14, 2011

Yard Sale!

Yard sales are interesting things aren't they.

Things you will hear at a yard sale:

"Drive by" This is just checking to see if their junk is worth you spare change. More times than not, our Sat mornings are spent driving by.

On the chance that we do stop I can't tell you how many times I have looked at something and thought to myself, "You bought this new? On purpose? Really?? And you think you are really going to get money for it?? Wow!

Then there are those people who try and get full price for their things. I can understand baby clothes...but there is no way you are going to get that much money for the doll house...seriously. $300. It's a yard sale. Maybe I just don't understand the value of a potty training toilet. I know they hold somethings, but value isn't one of them.

Other times you can get the deal of a lifetime. The couches I have in my livingroom...yard sale! Right now they are covered with sharpie marker, thanks to my little Brig monster...artists! But they look really nice and were in perfect condition. And they were a really REALLY good price.

Then there are those people who drive around scooping up every super deal just so they can take the stuff and sell it on Craig's list. Jerks. They are out at like 6am stealing all the good stuff up only to make a profit on it a weeks later. Some people call that good business sense. I call it just mean!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Disgusting habits

Picking his nose...finger in his nose almost 50% of the day. Maybe it is a comfort thing?

Talking about bums, farts, burps, and...er...other areas of boys bodies. Why must they talk, touch, obsess and bring up anytime they want a good laugh. Seriously???

My son hates washing his pillowcase. It is so gross. The other day he stuck a hat on his head for about 30 minutes. Took it off, smelled it and said, "Ahhh, this smells so good." I smelled it. It smelled like dirty head. I guess some people like that.

Buzzwords

Hitting the slide.... quitting.  To me it means a 2 year old throwing a fit.

Scooby snacks....cheap incentives. These are the fruit snacks that you can get at Sam's club in bulk!

Jenifer Lopez...nice rouding bottom. If we are looking for round, I have got a great ROUND tire around my waiste.....