Things you never want to do...

Are you sure?

I know for sure the minute my kids get into the van for church, they will begin fighting before their bottoms hut the seat.




I know for sure my 11 year old has inherited his father's fridge blindness and there is nothing I can do about it.



I know for sure that with every new pair of socks I buy, another is either getting a hole, is left under the trash or is otherwise being eaten by the washing machine.



I know for sure that

First impressions

First impressions are so important, don't you think?

Well, we made sure that our future brother/son-in-law had the right impression of us.

We were a non-swearing, by-the-book, typical Mormon family. But if you put 6 people into a cramped space for 8+ hours, anyone would lose their mind.

I believe it was my dad's idea. "Let's make up a song to sing to Matt."

It goes like this,
"Where is Matt. Where in the Hell is he at. Ohhh, me oh my. He's one. Hell of a guy. We've come so far. In this damn car so you better produce him right now."

Yeah. I know. I am not sure that was the impression that we wanted him to have of us...and yet. There it is.

Parenting

What things would be on your "easier" list and what would be on your "harder" list? What have you learned from parenting?




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SIMADM

My kids talk funny:

They speak ASL at time.

Then they pronounce things wrong:
ploblem
heagache

When do kids become adults