He looks Good!

In case I've never told you this before, Hubs is really cute. No, really he is. He was quite the charmer when he was younger. Had his fair share of make-outs, I am sure.

He is a guy's guy...you know. Loves to watch and play all sports, works out, isn't weird and creepy. That's Hubs.

But you need to know it is not women who are attracted to him. Oh no. Let me share.

When we had been married for about 3 years we moved to Arizona. In order to get a job, he had to go through a temp. agency. As Hubs was sitting in the lobby, this guy kept looking at him. At first Hubs didn't think anything of it. But the guy kept staring.

Then he started to do the "kissing lips" at him. You know the one. Almost like blowing kisses in the air...like puckering at someone...with "sexy eyes." Needless to say Hubs was uncomfortable. He just stopped looking and the weirdo.

Then, after working at that job for about 6 months, another temp was brought to the job. Her name was Michelle, though Hubs (and everyone else working there) was sure that her name was originally Michael.

"How do you know she was a he?  Maybe she is just more masculine," I reasoned.
"You do not understand. Women do not have hands like that...or hairy arms...or facial hair," he explained.

Well, this Michelle seemed to develop a thing for Hubs. She would sit on his desk and try and play around with Hubs. Hubs was disgusted by the whole situation. He is uncomfortable with women hitting on him...but a woman who once was a man...yeah. Not good.

One day, Michelle just wouldn't take the hint...she/he wouldn't leave Hubs alone. Hubs went back to his office and Michelle followed him in. As Hubs sat down at his desk, Michelle put her hands on his shoulder and pushed him into his seat.

That's all it took. Hubs shoved his/her hands off of him, jumped to his seat and walked out. Michelle was lucky that Hubs had restraint. He walked right to the boss' office (i.e. our brother-in-law) and reported sexual harrassment.

Well, Michelle didn't take too kindly to this, and when approached by said boss threw a stink. She/he was let go.

She just couldn't keep her hands off him. I can't blame the guy.

Neither can I.