Major hack job

We met the girl of my son's dreams the other day.

At payless shoes. 

Burping and hacking.

There was a ladu in payless today who was burping and hacking. Just walking around the store. It was really gross.

My son asked if it was me. Really?

I usually will try and hold in my burps...wait. What am I saying. I don't burp. Ever.

And hacking...on a rare occasion, when I need to scratch my ears, and no-ine is around...well, it's okay if Hubs is around because he can't hear me....then, I will hack just a little.

But this woman was in a public place, just burping and hacking.

Real attractive.


or you could say:
we all have role models. People we want to be like.